Pharaohs rule, Sharks bite back, Elephants mugged in Toronto: Africa’s gloriously unhinged World Cup
SEVEN World Cup finals. Seventeen matches. Zero wins. That was Egypt’s grim ledger heading into this tournament, a statistic embarrassing enough to deserve its own laugh track. Then New Zealand turned up in Vancouver, took an early lead through Finn Surman’s header, and discovered precisely why one does not wake a sleeping Pharaoh. Mostafa Ziko levelled, Mohamed Salah - still doing this at an age when most wingers have swapped studs for slippers - cut inside and finished with the icy calm of a man who has scored against better defences on a wet Tuesday in Liverpool, and substitute Trezeguet…
